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TRANSLATION OF HOTEL/VACATION TERMS |
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Tropical | Rainy | |
Old world charm | No bath. | |
Standard | Sub-standard | |
Deluxe | Standard | |
Superior | One free shower cap | |
All the amenities | Shower cap and soap | |
No extra fees | No extras | |
Nominal fee | Outrageous charge | |
Plush | Top and bottom sheets | |
Majestic setting | A long way from town | |
Secluded hideaway | Impossible to find except by cab | |
Gentle breezes | OccasionalGale force winds | |
Light and airy | No air conditioning | |
Picturesque | Cutie on the billboard across the street | |
Options galore | Nothing on the itinerary is included | |
Knowledgeable trip hosts | They've been on a greyhound once | |
Internet access | You need your own dial-up account | |
Only 25 cents per call | We knock you off-line every 5 minutes | |
Explore on your own | Pay for it yourself | |
Pre registered rooms | Both already occupied | |
Open bar | Free ice cubes | |
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