The next time you have a prospective date, even in real life, or there are wolves hanging out at your door drooling over your daughter, just bring out this handy dandy questionaire, guarenteed to chase away all but the the honourable men worth keeping.
Name:____________________________ Address: __________________________ Screen Name: _____________________ Telephone:________________________ Fax #:____________________________ Car Phone #:______________________ Date: ____________________________ Intentions: ________________________ (Provide additional sheet if needed) Also, please provide 15 local references.
1. Your state 2. Your state of mind 3. Your age 4. Your favorite age 5. Your occupation 6. Your preoccupation 7. Your martial status 8. Your favorite marital status 9. Your true marital status 10. Your favorite book 11. Your least favorite book 12. Your favorite hobby 13. The hobby you will never have 14. The hobby you are trying to find time for 15. Your third grade teacher's name 16. Your favorite teacher's name 17. Your driving record's worse offense 18. Your mother's favorite memory of your childhood 19. Your Aol record's worst offense 20. Your favorite foods 21. Your least favorite foods 22. Food you simply wont put up with 23. Your religious preference 24. Your political group 25. Your favorite tv show of all time 26. Your least favorite tv show of all time 27. Your favorite type of music 28. Your least favorite type of music 29. Your showering habits 30. Your favorite pastime 31. Your least favorite pastime 32. Your favorite household chore 33. Your least favorite household chore 34. How many animals do you own 35. What kind of animals do you own 36. Are their shots current 36b. Are your shots current 37. If you dont own any, why not 38. Last park you went to and when 39. What organizations do you belong to 40. Are you a veteran 41. How long have you been on Aol 42. How many screen names do you currently have 43. How many screen names have you deleted 44. Why did you pick your current screen name 45. How many windows are in your home 46. How many nights a week do you cook 47. What is your income level 48. How many of your childhood toys do you still have 49. How many children do you have 50. What are their ages and sex 51. How many still live at home 52. Where would you go on your honeymoon 53. How many of your children will go to college 54. Did you take drugs in the sixties or seventies 55. How many flashbacks do you still experience 56. Were you a hippie 57. What is the longest your hair has ever been 58. What class would you put yourself into today 59. Do you have a tattoo 60. Do you have any part of your body pierced 61. Are you planning on retiring soon 62. Do you have a retirement plan 63. Do you have a savings account 64. Do you have a major credit card 65. Do you like apple pie 66. How much television do you watch 67. How large is your Christmas card list 68. Do you write letters by hand 69. Do you write people thank you notes 70. Do you have a list of friends that you can count on 71. Do you have old fashiones manners or liberated manners 72. What is your style of dress 73. Where do you buy your clothes 74. Who buys your clothes 75. How tall are you 76. Do you sleep on the right side or the left side 77. In what state does your family live, parents and siblings 78. Are you content where you live 79. Are you planning a major career change 80. Where would you retire if you could retire anywhere 81. What is your favorite sport 82. Do you smoke anything 83. Do you exercise 84. How big is your long distance phone bill 85. How big is your 900 phone bill 86. How big is your sense of humour 87. Do you enjoy holidays 88. What size hat do you wear 89. What is your favorite vacation idea 90. How many children do you wish you had 91. How many grandchildren do you have 92. Are you mechanically inclined 93. Who fixes your car and other applicances 94. What kind of computer do you have 95. What is your idea of romance 96. What colour is your home 97. Who landscaped the front yard 98. Do you own a bar-b-que 99. Do you own a bread maker 100. Is your can opener mechanical or electric 101. How long does it take you to get dressed and ready to go 102. Do you do things spontaneously 103. How loud do you turn your music up 104. Do you have a car phone 105. Do you have a fax machine 106. Age you lost virginity 107. Place you lost virginity 108. Name of person you lost virginity with 109. Are your stored flashlights in working order 110. Do you refill the sugar jar without being asked 111. Last time you brought a woman flowers 112. Last date of visit to Victoria's Secret 113. How many bars of soap are in your home 114. Do you fold towels back up or lay them whereever 115. How many IM's can you handle at one time 116. Do you pick up after yourself 117. Who does the dishes in your home 118. Who takes out the trash in your home 119. What is your mother's birthday 120. What is the last time you washed dishes 121. What is your birthday 122. What is your favorite singers birthday 123. Do you recycle 124. When was your last big fight with wife or girlfriend 125. Who won 126. When do you do your Christmas shopping 127. Do you make New Year's Resolutions 128. Do you keep New Years' Resolutions 129. When is Valentine's Day 130. How many people that you met on line have you met in person 131. When is Fourth of July 132. Ever cook a Thanksgiving dinner by yourself 133. Was it edible 134. What did you use for stuffing 135. Have you ever sent the wrong IM to the wrong woman 136. When was the last time you went to church 137. What is favorite colour 138. What is your wife or girlfriend's ring size 139. When was the last time you said a prayer 140. How much is a gallon of milk 141. Do you own a library card 142. Favorite non-alcoholic drink 143. Favorite alcoholic drink 144. What is the colour of your hair 145. What is the colour of your eyes 146. What is your wife's or girlfriend's favorite colour 147. What is the date of your anniversary 148. What make and model car do you own 149. How many people are on your buddy list 150. How many are female 151. The date of your last oil change 152. How much do you spend on computer software 153. How many poems can you recite 154. What version encyclopedia do you own 155. How many time a week do you backup your hard drive 156. How many viruses have you downloaded 157. How many times have you formatted your hard drive 158. What is the name of your child's current teacher 159. What is your child's best friends phone number 160. What is the name of your family doctor 161. How many times do you call in sick to work and you are not 162. What is the name of your wife's gyn 163. How many hours was your wife in labor with first child 164. Who wrote Winnie the Pooh 165. Date of last dentist visit 166. Date of last crisis 167. Have you experienced a mid life crisis 168. Did you own a leisure suit in the seventies 169. What is your favorite nursery rhyme 170. Did you attend Woodstock or want to attend Woodstock 171. Did you burn your draft card 172. How many pillows do you sleep with 173. Do you replace the toothpaste cap 174. How often do you feel bedsheets should be changed 175. Do you put the toilet paper roll on backwards 176. Do you leave the seat up or down 177. Do you put empty containers back in the frig or cupboard 178. What is the size of your freezer 179. What is in your freezer 180. Do you own a cook book 181. Do you drink from the carton of milk 182. How much junk snail mail do you get 183. How much is a stamp 184. What do you do with mail incorrectly delivered to your home 185. How many wavs do you have 186. What is your favorite wav 187. Do you dye your hair 188. Do you have a mustache or beard 189. Do you have a toupee or are you bald 190. Do you attend a health club 191. How many nails do you allow in your walls 192. Do you chew gum 193. Do you like anchovies 194. What is your favorite pizza 195. What animal would you like to be 196. What is your sign 197. What is your favorite snack food 198. What is your wife's or girlfreind's sign 199. The colour of your car 200. Do you have a web page 201. Do you own an electric or manual lawn mower 202. Do you wear briefs or boxers 203. When did you last clean your keyboard 204. Do you snore 205. Do you eat at your computer 206. What watt light bulb goes in the front porch light 207. How many key do you have on your key ring 208. How many newspaper subsrictions do you have 209. How many of them do you read 210. How many keys to other women's home do you have 211. What kind of camera do you own 212. Do you like big forks or little forks 213. How many pairs of shoes do you own 214. Are your undies and socks stored together 215. What temperature do you wash socks in 216. How many pens in your home work 217. Do you own a laundry hamper 218. Can you program a VCR 219. Do you own a recliner 220. How many taped movies do you own 221. When was the last time you lost money 222. How much did you lose 223. Do you watch soap operas 224. Do you like Oprah 225. Do you have a little black book 226. What is the age of your ideal woman 227. What is the height of your ideal woman 228. Would you do it all over again 229. What would you change 230. Where are your paid bills stored 231. How many years do you keep filed tax returns 232. Ever you been audited 233. What do you wipe up oil spills with 234. How many pairs of scissors are in your home 235. How may phones do you have 236. What is the difference between an annual and a perennial 237. Do you own a coffee maker 238. What is the date of your last IQ test 239. What was the result 240. Have you tested for Aids 241. Do you suscribe to Playboy 242. Do you prefer clutter or stark decoration inyour home 243. Do you own a calculator 244. Can you sew on a button 245. What day is you car registration due 246. What is your preferred skirt length for women 247. How many shirts do you own 248. Are you right or left handed 249. Do you chew with your moth open or closed 250. How many books do you own 251. Are there magazines in your bathroom 252. How many ties do you own 253. Do you sleep with the windows open 254. If you own pets, do they sleep indoors or outdoors 255. What do you crack walnuts with 256. When was the last time you went camping 257. What is your idea of an expensive dinner date 258. How many blankets do you sleep with in the summer 259. How many blankets do you sleep with in the winter 260. Do you sleep right next to your spouse 261. What additional languages do you speak 262. What is your most irritating habit 263. Are your fingernails long or short 264. What length fingernails do you prefer on women 265. Painted or plain 266. What is the date of your last hangover 267. Where do you spend Christmas 268. What is your idea of a waste of money 269. What time is your preferred time for dinner 270. How many jackets do you own 271. Do you prefer gold or silver 272. How many CD's do you own 273. What day is garbage day 274. What was the last time you lit a fire in the fireplace 275. How often do you travel outside your state 276. Does your car leak oil 277. Do you own your home or rent 278. What was your very first job 279. Why did you leave your first job 280. What is the date of your last cold 281. How do you handle being ill 282. How well do you take advise 283. How often do you ask for advise 284. Do you ask for advice from men or women more often 285. What is a sensible amount to spend on a loved one at Christmas 286. What is the limit you wold spend on a loved one at Christmas 287. What does Christmas mean to you 288. Do you eat breakfast 289. What is the way to a woman's heart 290. How many bumper stickers do you have on your car 291. Who is your ideal woman 292. Who is your ideal man 293. When is the last time you cried 294. What is a sensible punishment for a child lying 295. When is the last time you lied 296. When was the time before that time 297. What does death till us part mean to you 298. Are the majority of your male friends married or single 299. How long do you plan on being with Aol 300. Do you like yourself 301. Are your shots current 302. How early is too early for sex 303. How many pairs of shoes should a woman own 304. How do you react to tears 305. How well do you take subtle hints 306. Do you remember birthdays, anniversaries, Valentine's Day without nagging 307. Do you know how to change oil in a car 308. Do you know what mauve is 309. Can you cook 310. What are the three kinds of laundry loads 311. What are the basic food groups not including chocolate, beer or Twinkies 312. What is the name of your first pet 313. Who taught you manners, and when 314. Do you know your mother's middle name 315. What is the outside fork at the dinner table used for 316. After how many miles it is acceptable to admit you are lost and ask for directions 317. How many hours a day do you spend on line 318. Who is your hero 319. Do you leave the seat up 320. What do you plan on doing when you retire 321. How many dishes can you prepare without looking them up in a cookbook 322. Do you like to go shopping 323. Can you let someone else control the television remote 324. Do you think Scott Peterson is guilty 325. Can you sing the anthem or know any of the words 326. Your favorite midnight snack 327. When did you lose your virginity? 328. Who did you lose your virginity with? 329. When was the last time you borrowed money? 330. Who did you borrow it from? 331. How much did you borrow? 332. When did you pay it back? 333. Have you ever tried an online dating service? 334. In what department are capers in a grocery store found? 335. What kitchen tools are required for making a creme brulee? 336. Your favorite garden plant Return to Inside Anne Return to Packrat Main Page